Whats My Age Again?

The name is Summer Rayne, being really lame is the game. I like all genders and have a slightly weird obsession with sloths. Im just your average female that finds it hard to deal with mondays.

tigerhazard:

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

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epicleicaness:

doctorofdragons:

Jon Stewart wins over O’Reilly ever single time. 

BURN

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dontbeanassbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

iamtonysexual:

sherlock-mania:

remember-pants-terezi:

heyxkids:

YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU

ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME

I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER

H E L P

Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can

what have you done

We think in concepts

Concepts have no volume

Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.

whoa there socrates

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It’s a type of Ownership I will happily acknowledge………

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You Own Him
When you snug­gle closer
and purr in your sleep,
you are his kitten

When you kneel between his legs
grace­fully accept­ing the band around your throat,
you are his girl

When you squirm across his lap,
your tush rosy red and tin­gling with inti­macy,
you are his brat

When you rub your­self all over him
leav­ing liq­uid pas­sion in your trail,
you are his slut

When you devour him deeply, pleas­ing him,
solely there for his enter­tain­ment,
you are his whore

When you growl and strain against your leash,
hump­ing his leg for release,
you are his bitch

When you sur­ren­der to his strength, his power,
when you sac­ri­fice your body on the altar of his desire,
you are his prey

When you stay still, quiv­er­ing, unspeak­ing,
your only pur­pose to be used, to be mounted,
you are his female

And still…

When you melt into his arms
and lean your head against his chest
and whis­per quietly,

“I am yours”

At that moment,
you own him.

bennybooboobatch:

yzma:

why do americans get so shocked that there is a schooling system different to theirs

Because we get so excited over the idea that education could actually be better and fun and not make us fall into debt

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phosphorescentt:

septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

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